>Buy creatine
>Rip label off creatine, frantically put it in my backpack
>Carefully drive home
>Don't open garage, open door slowly
>Please tell me no one heard
>Quietly shuffle upstairs
>Run into bathroom, slam door
>Turn on shower
>Swiftly transfer creatine into baby powder bottle, no one will notice
>Put two scoops directly into my mouth, can't risk shaker cup
>Get water straight from sink
>Go downstairs, dinner, pokerface
>Almost rip the hinges off the door leaving the bathroom
>Mom: So how was your day?
>I slam both fists down into the table, shattering my plate screaming FINE
>In tears, I run back upstairs
>Slam bathroom door, this time the hinges come off
>Open window
>Pour creatine out window, escaping in the wind
>I close the window, glass breaks
>I place both hands on the sink
>I feel the paint being peeled underneath my fingernails
>I look into the mirror
>What have I become?
>Creatine. Not even once.
DERFOR THEGAME!

har læst man tjekker for kreatin fordi det blive(naturligt) udskilt i ens urin, ergo: ingen kreatin=snyd
dog kan det også have noget med doping at gøre, da det vist er på doping listen i mange prof sports(kreatin tilskud)