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BECAUSE THEY MADE OF WOOD! :D

Hahahah :lol:

Sidder og ryger en pind og så skriver du sådan en post :D

Ultimativ god stil :D

No! DUCKS!


Haha :D

Ja men "If she is made of wood she will float on water. And what also floats on water? DUCKS! So if she's made of wood and floats on water she must weigh as much as a...? A DUCK! YES! We shall use my largest scales *jumps down* :D"


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Haha :D

Ja men "If she is made of wood she will float on water. And what also floats on water? DUCKS! So if she's made of wood and floats on water she must weigh as much as a...? A DUCK! YES! We will use my largest scales *jumps down" :D"

Nårh ja. Det er vist sådan lortet går ned.


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A village. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. It comes nearer. We see it is a line of MONKS ala SEVENTH SEAL flagellation scene, chanting and banging themselves on the foreheads with
wooden boards. They pass a group of villagers who are dragging a beautiful YOUNG WOMAN dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.



FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

ALL
A Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?

ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.

BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.


They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up as a witch.


WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.

BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.

WITCH
They dressed me up like this.

ALL
We didn't, we didn't!

WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.


BEDEVERE takes her nose off.


BEDEVERE
Well?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE
The nose?

FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.

ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!

BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.

BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?

SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE
A newt?

SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.

ALL
Burn her anyway.

BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.


ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest.


ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?

BEDEVERE
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?

ALL
Burn them.

BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?

FOURTH VILLAGER
... Wood?

BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?

SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE
Good.


PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.


ALL
I see. Yes, of course.

BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...

BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?

ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.

BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?

ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...

ARTHUR
A duck.


They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.


BEDEVERE
Exactly. So... logically ...

FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE
And therefore?

ALL
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.

FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.

BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.


He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks each pan then ... ARTHUR looks on with interest.



BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.


Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.


ALL
A witch! A witch!

WITCH
It's a fair cop.

All
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder.


The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.





God scene :D Næsten lige så god som "Coconut-Swallow" scenen :lol:




-c0ne 8)


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Jeg har haft stor glæde af O brother where are thou? (den er så hyggelig, især når man er skæv) og Simpsons.... Derimod fik jeg en slem noia på over Meet the Feebles :mrgreen:

Og som Magnum nævner Freddy got fingered, er et konstant grineflip når man er skæv.

Fear and loathing er jo fed ligemeget i hvilken tilstand man ser den :D

Så engang en samling Monthy Python sketches, da jeg var fucked up på alkohol, svampe og hash. Og det var det morsommeste og dybeste humor jeg nogensinde havde oplevet. :mrgreen:
Svampene har sikkert gjort sit.... Men naturel er Python nu heller ikke dårligt.


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Lige for at alle kan følge med i vanvidet så er sketchen her:


A village. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. It comes nearer. We see it is a line of MONKS ala SEVENTH SEAL flagellation scene, chanting and banging themselves on the foreheads with
wooden boards. They pass a group of villagers who are dragging a beautiful YOUNG WOMAN dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.



FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

ALL
A Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?

ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.

BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.


They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up as a witch.


WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.

BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.

WITCH
They dressed me up like this.

ALL
We didn't, we didn't!

WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.


BEDEVERE takes her nose off.


BEDEVERE
Well?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE
The nose?

FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.

ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!

BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.

BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?

SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE
A newt?

SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.

ALL
Burn her anyway.

BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.


ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest.


ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?

BEDEVERE
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?

ALL
Burn them.

BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?

FOURTH VILLAGER
... Wood?

BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?

SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE
Good.


PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.


ALL
I see. Yes, of course.

BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...

BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?

ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.

BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?

ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...

ARTHUR
A duck.


They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.


BEDEVERE
Exactly. So... logically ...

FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE
And therefore?

ALL
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.

FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.

BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.


He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks each pan then ... ARTHUR looks on with interest.



BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.


Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.


ALL
A witch! A witch!

WITCH
It's a fair cop.

All
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder.


The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.





God scene :D Næsten lige så god som "Coconut-Swallow" scenen :lol:




-c0ne 8)



Hehe, jah totalt 8)


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Årh ja, Casper og Mandrilaftalen er også sublim til en ryger :)


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Og lad os heller ikke glemme invader zim, og ren & stimpy :D

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vi må heller ej forglemme Sponge Bong...hihihi hvor skørt.. tegnefilmsfigurer der ryger hasss..


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Kan ikke huske om det er nævnt men:
Peter Plys.
De er alle sammen utrolig lamme.. Især når man er skæv.


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lige nogle andre griner film når man er skæv:

tæskeholdet..
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Lige for at alle kan følge med i vanvidet så er sketchen her:


A village. Sound of chanting of Latin canon, punctuated by short, sharp cracks. It comes nearer. We see it is a line of MONKS ala SEVENTH SEAL flagellation scene, chanting and banging themselves on the foreheads with
wooden boards. They pass a group of villagers who are dragging a beautiful YOUNG WOMAN dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.



FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

ALL
A Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?

ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.

BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.


They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up as a witch.


WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.

BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.

WITCH
They dressed me up like this.

ALL
We didn't, we didn't!

WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.


BEDEVERE takes her nose off.


BEDEVERE
Well?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE
The nose?

FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.

ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!

BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?

FIRST VILLAGER
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.

BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?

SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE
A newt?

SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.

ALL
Burn her anyway.

BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.


ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest.


ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?

BEDEVERE
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?

ALL
Burn them.

BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?

FOURTH VILLAGER
... Wood?

BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?

SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE
Good.


PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.


ALL
I see. Yes, of course.

BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...

BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?

ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.

BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?

ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...

ARTHUR
A duck.


They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.


BEDEVERE
Exactly. So... logically ...

FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE
And therefore?

ALL
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.

FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.

BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.


He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks each pan then ... ARTHUR looks on with interest.



BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.


Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.


ALL
A witch! A witch!

WITCH
It's a fair cop.

All
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder.


The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.





God scene :D Næsten lige så god som "Coconut-Swallow" scenen :lol:




-c0ne 8)



Hehe, jah totalt 8)


Enig - det er en fed scene ;-)

Men I har glemt de IMO bedste film:

Bennys Badekar, Yellow Submarine og så selvfølgelig "NaNa" (børnetime fra ca. midt-firserne)


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Alien+aliens er helt uundværlige hvis man har lyst til at give sig selv en forskrækkelse! Mage til gyser-mesterværker skal man lede længe efter.


Så længe skal man nu ikke lede :-) Man kunne jo give sig til at se Alien 3, som efter min mening er den bedste af de fire. Simpelthen så ond en film. Men det er jo også David Fincher, og alt hvad han laver, det er sgu ondt.

Helt enig i at 3'eren er den bedste af dem. David Fincher har lavet flere mesterværker især Fight Club og Se7en.. Synes dog filmen Panic Room var en stor skuffelse.

David Fincher hader selv Alien 3. Filmen var Finchers første, og for at sørge for at han ikke lavede den helt forkert, sendte Universal privatdetiktiver i hælene på ham, og rettede konstant på hans instruktionsmetoder. Resultatet var en katastrofe som blev revet i stykker af anmeldere og fans. Alien 3 er en forfærdelig film.

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vi må heller ej forglemme Sponge Bong...hihihi hvor skørt.. tegnefilmsfigurer der ryger hasss..
Du har vist aldrig set Lupin ΙΙΙ. :)


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Alien 3 Directors cut er derimod en meget bedre film!


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Kung Pow selvf.

Totalt blæst film med utrolig fede scener uden mening, og gakkede indslag

Et must hvis man sidder og glaner film mens man ryger


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Kenshin Sephiroth:nope har jeg ik,men det ser fanme grinern ud..*downloade downloade downloade*


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Alien 3 Directors cut er derimod en meget bedre film!


Det var egentlig også den, jeg mente. Sorry.
Men den hedder nu ikke Director's Cut. Den hedder Special Edition, eftersom Fincher ikke var interesseret i at lave mere på den.

Alien Quadrilogy DVD-boksen kan i øvrigt VARMT anbefales til alle filminteresserede. Den indeholder nok det bedste ekstramateriale, som nogensinde er proppet på en DVD-skive.


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Alien Quadrilogy DVD-boksen kan i øvrigt VARMT anbefales til alle filminteresserede. Den indeholder nok det bedste ekstramateriale, som nogensinde er proppet på en DVD-skive.


var faktisk nede i stereostudio for at købe den, men der var ikke flere tilbage :(


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Bestil den på http://www.cdwow.com

Meget billigere, gratis forsendelse, ingen problemer.


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Meget billigere, gratis forsendelse, ingen problemer.


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